Life and Love

I was deeply inspired by what my mom brought up during dinner on last week. (We have a love/hate relationship) Don't get me wrong when I said that, coz most asian kid will experience this with their mom. She's a great mom that cooks extremely well and take good care of us, she's just overprotective.

This time, my younger brother was the victim. She wants to know whether he will find a girl soon and do the right thing. But what is really the right thing ? Just cause everyone feels that they've come to a time to settle down with someone or anyone doesn't mean that everyone have to follow suit.

To me, marriage is a not for everyone. It is something nice to have but not necessary to own. So what if everyone around you are married? Do you have to rush out and grab someone just because ? I beg to differ. There is nothing wrong with just being happy with what you're doing and live the life you want to.

Be it if you are asexual, bisexual or heterosexual. Just be yourself! 

So what if you are married? Are you necessarily happier than others just because your friends are single? What if you marry someone due to peer/family pressure and live a loveless marriage? Does it make it better that others sees you happy on the outside but you are slowly dying inside?

There are so many unanswered questions. Do you want to take the plunge just because ?

Think about it.

Are you an a**hole ?

Do you sometime question your own humanity? Do you think that you're a model citizen or otherwise? What bout the things you do daily? Ever wonder if you are indeed an a**hole with a capital A? Review the list below and find out :

- road hogging
- kick children or small animal into the longkang for fun

- farts inside the elevator and pretend to be disgusted with whoever that did it
- adjust your "salah parking" in public
- dispose your chewed gum under the table
- throws rubbish outta the car (the important thing is that the car is clean, who cares about the environment?)
- spit everywhere you go
- you curse at people for no apparent reason (maybe they were born ugly? not their fault, just bad genes)
- start talking on the phone inside the cinema
- kick the seat in front of you while inside the cinema
- starts talking in a manja voice with speech impediment in public (nobody needs to know that you're a retard)
- cut people off mid-sentence continuously
- place your bone from chix or what not on the dish plate while others are still eating
- thinks that you're better than others coz you're older (not always wiser you know?)
- attention seeker
- block the entrance of an elevator while others try to move in or out (hello? you are not transparent you know? unless if you own Harry Potter's Invisible Cloak then I have nothing to say lar)
- do not hold the door (any door) for others while it's obvious they are carrying loads of stuff
- contact friends only when you start selling insurance, direct selling and MLM shit
- drive even faster when someone put on his/her signal light to show they want to merge lane
- keep bragging about your virginity when it's obvious that you are loose as a goose (LAAG)

There are 20 items above and I'm sure there's more when it comes to determine whether you're an a**hole. Let's make it simple for everyone ok? If you do any 5 of the above, congratulations my friend you are a CERTIFIED A**HOLE. Big time~