Are you an a**hole ?

Do you sometime question your own humanity? Do you think that you're a model citizen or otherwise? What bout the things you do daily? Ever wonder if you are indeed an a**hole with a capital A? Review the list below and find out :

- road hogging
- kick children or small animal into the longkang for fun

- farts inside the elevator and pretend to be disgusted with whoever that did it
- adjust your "salah parking" in public
- dispose your chewed gum under the table
- throws rubbish outta the car (the important thing is that the car is clean, who cares about the environment?)
- spit everywhere you go
- you curse at people for no apparent reason (maybe they were born ugly? not their fault, just bad genes)
- start talking on the phone inside the cinema
- kick the seat in front of you while inside the cinema
- starts talking in a manja voice with speech impediment in public (nobody needs to know that you're a retard)
- cut people off mid-sentence continuously
- place your bone from chix or what not on the dish plate while others are still eating
- thinks that you're better than others coz you're older (not always wiser you know?)
- attention seeker
- block the entrance of an elevator while others try to move in or out (hello? you are not transparent you know? unless if you own Harry Potter's Invisible Cloak then I have nothing to say lar)
- do not hold the door (any door) for others while it's obvious they are carrying loads of stuff
- contact friends only when you start selling insurance, direct selling and MLM shit
- drive even faster when someone put on his/her signal light to show they want to merge lane
- keep bragging about your virginity when it's obvious that you are loose as a goose (LAAG)

There are 20 items above and I'm sure there's more when it comes to determine whether you're an a**hole. Let's make it simple for everyone ok? If you do any 5 of the above, congratulations my friend you are a CERTIFIED A**HOLE. Big time~

Marc Jacob iPad Cover

Been busy, hence the sporadic posts recently. I will come up with some interesting posts soon when my mind is a little relax and I don't have to rush around thinking of what to write and snapping photos of food. You will notice that the following pics that I'm about to share looks horrible. I am not good with lightings and shadows just yet so please bear with me.

Recently I splurge on the above mentioned "Title". Been wanting to buy this for a while but it costs about RM400+ at Marc Jacob shop in Pavilion KL. I wanted a cheaper option, therefore I ordered online at www.shopbop.com with the help of Mr NN (the orderer, account holder and influencer/conspirator)  and Ms WC (the shopper, the never ending shopper, avid YSL and Hello Kitty fan and order consolidator).

 

Woohoo...I was super sexcited to unwrap the box. It's like receiving Christmas present.

 

First layer of plastic gone. Sexy ol' box.

The brand

 

The front of the cover

 

The inside plus a hint of my legs on the background...sexy mou ?

 

Insert the iPad and stylus.

And we're ready to rock and roll. Love the bright red colour and the thickness of the cover. I am one happy camper. The next splurge will be in the next century. No more spending money, period!